Michael Jackson

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why would hookers play Halo when their vaginas are as big as Halos?

6456d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

no... they're gonna release Halo 4 with the Unreal Engine 4. a third person shooter where you use the cover system and shoot locust looking aliens but instead of coming from the ground, they come from colorful rainbows. and you get to ride machine gun mounted unicorns with lasers coming out of their horns.

6456d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

so what? that's nothing compared to my very own theme park at my backyard... you don't hear anyone calling me obsessed... just pedo... damn, i still lose.

6456d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

guys, calm down.. he's just excited that he'll be able to buy more popeye's and krispy kremes.

6456d ago 10 agree0 disagreeView comment

80% vehicles and 20% playing with a c*ck.

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considering you said n*gger and muslim suicide bomber... nope, i have no reason to think that you're a racist.. wow, you have kids..? that is just really sad... a married man who posts racist comments on the forums.. what a loser you must be...

6456d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

FetusOnFajitas?? that was you?? you tricked me! you said you were a 12 year old boy! hmph!

6456d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

wow. great ANALysis from GT. -slow clap-
good thing it's only one footage. they might just get confused if they used 2 footages from each console. yep, 2 items are very confusing. i get confused with my 2 hands. sometimes i label my right hand as 2 right hands. so i end up comparing 2 right hands. but why would i compare 2 right hands when i wanted to compare the left and the right in the first place..? well that was GT's explanation...

disagree if you want to suck michael...

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6457d ago

i usually last around 3-4 mins.
oh... we're talking about the gears campaign.. yep around 6 hours is right, on easy.

6457d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

no one knows at this point. so there's no point in making speculations or believing a man who has 2 first names as a full name.

6457d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

I agree with MrLostMyMarbles. I mean MrNoBalls. Bubbles for you. :)

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yah, how can you love a baby that's still in the womb..? how..? lol

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@chasukmyballs
they're only missing one last component. what big difference would it make. think before you speak. i'm one of those creatures that live under your bed. along with carrot top.

6457d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

wow. gears 2 is gonna be better than sex. well, everything's better than having sex with me.

6457d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

why would anyone want a unicorn? a pony already hurts enough.

6458d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

still missing the hi-hat. at least make it a complete drum set. not a complete ripoff. activision makes me wanna rip my balls off. oh wait, i already did that. :o

6458d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I didn't know Harold worked for Microsoft. I wonder where Kumar is...

6458d ago 4 agree2 disagreeView comment

Wow, Gears 2.5 and Resistance 2.5
Considering Gears 2 and Resistance 2 aren't even out yet, those must be really advanced games. Wow...

6458d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

i bet they'll come up with a macho name for it. like a 4 player orgy. or a foursome. or a 4 man sausage party.

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